AN INNOCENT IRISH GIRL SAYS, "MY HANDS ARE FREEZIN" HER MUM REPLIES "PUT EM BETWEEN YOUR LEGS, THAT'LL WARM EM UP.
NEXT DAY SHE'S WITH HER BOYFRIEND, HE SAYS "MY HANDS ARE FREEZIN" SO SHE SAYS "PUT EM BETWEEN MY LEGS EHAT'LL WARM EM UP"
THEN HE SAYS "MY PENIS IS FROZEN" LATER THE GIRL ASKS HER MUM "HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A PENIS?" MUM SAYS " YES WHY?"
DAUGHTER REPLIES, "DONT THEY MAKE A FUCKIN MESS WHEN THEY DEFROST?" ;O
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